Marshall and Ted have a sword fight (not a euphemism), Lily loses her apartment to the worlds smallest Chinese Restaurant, meet the Lemon Law. Jen identifies Steve's catchphrase and...it's ok.
This bottle episode centers around Barney's deception to convince his mom (we finally meet Loretta) that he is a family man by hiring an actress and actor to play his wife and kids.....the gang gets involved in hilarious ways.