Ted and Victoria engage in the most hilarious verbal foreplay ever shown on TV; Lily and Marshall watch from the bathroom; Barney and Robin show why they are the shows greatest couple.
Barney bases a holiday on a near miss pregnancy, is followed around by a bunch of silent morons. Lily and Marshall contemplate a baby. Ted and Robin have nothing to do so they argue the entire episode.
Robins contemplates moving in with Don which sets Barney and Ted on a mission to win her back. Based on a restful Bed and Breakfast trip, Lily and Marshall decide to try twin beds at home. Steve and Jen discuss the HIMYF finale.
Ted wants to go on a date without any internet background research. Marshall and Lily want to go into a delivery without any gender knowledge. Both get disrupted by Barney.
